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Esteban

Esteban is a McDonald's worker in Marblehead whose clothes smell of beans, a problem the team traces to his church-going uncle.
Type NPC
Aliases Bean boy
Affiliation McDonald's; his uncle belongs to the church
Status Alive (as of Summer Service 05)
Played by Andre
First appearance Summer Service 04

Description

Esteban works four days a week. His mother is in the hospital, his girlfriend says he smells like beans (Summer Service 04).

History

The Summer Service

Before the selectmen's meeting, the team drives to McDonald's in formal wear past storefronts being boarded up against the storm; Andre has Esteban at the counter "again." Dante (as Kurt Larson) rolls an 11 on Investigate and confirms that Esteban, and a shirt from his home, strongly smell of beans. Esteban realizes that his uncle, who is in "that church" and volunteers to do the laundry, has been putting bean juice in the wash "to keep me a virgin." The team's advice is absurd: Andrew Howard suggests showering at his girlfriend's and coming out in a towel, Huell Kendrick, played by Zack, says "Take the biggest knife in your kitchen," and the Biz says "You never know when you might need to make someone smell like beans." Esteban thanks them with a basket of fries with extra salt (Summer Service 04).

Later that night, Huell visits McDonald's. Esteban is off sleeping before a test; a teenage girl covering for him says he "figured it out. It was his uncle" (Summer Service 05).

Trivia

  • Andre slipped between the names Alejandro, Jose and Esteban before settling on Esteban ("Esteban. Ding.").

Appearances